Alisse - Eighteen - United Kingdom

Diagnostic Radiography Student at University of Cumbria

Part-human, part-sloth

"like a squirrel that someone poured red bull over"

hypnotitus:

hollyandmax:

askmeiwontsayno:

spanishbitch:

domey:

mothballmilkshake:

Uhhh what?
Bisexuals, can ANYONE tell me why? “Oh because she’ll never be happy with only one gender”, fucking bullshit. Ask me to rant about it and I will.
Women with piercings or tattoos? Because body art/modification surely means you are unfit to be dated.
Video games or guitar? Run for the hills boys, she might actually want to spend time doing something YOU LIKE
Redheads? That one I don’t even -what?
More than 5 lovers - The average person dates about 2 people per year since the age of sixteen. So if she’s over 17 and a half, you cannot possibly date her! Sorry if you like being legal and all.
Single moms - her moms marital status is definitely a reflection on her ability to hold a relationship.
Cutters? Because somebody with an addiction isn’t worth your time.
Eating disorders? Telling her you can’t date her because of it will certainly help fix it.
Asian Culture? What? Why? Why on Earth?
Victims and cry-baby’s. ‘Cause if somebody has had a bad past, you’d better not even think about getting into her life and trying to make her future better. 

Shiv you are perfect

What the hell? Who made this bullshit? 
geez. 

Ummmmmmmmmmwhat?

safe to say i am (or have been) all of the above. i actually think that makes me one of the most awesome people in da land. and better for sexing.

Reblogging for commentary.
Also I will carry on doing all the traditionally male things. Next up is bear-wrestling and thinking for myself.

Thank you for the commentary.

hypnotitus:

hollyandmax:

askmeiwontsayno:

spanishbitch:

domey:

mothballmilkshake:

Uhhh what?

Bisexuals, can ANYONE tell me why? “Oh because she’ll never be happy with only one gender”, fucking bullshit. Ask me to rant about it and I will.

Women with piercings or tattoos? Because body art/modification surely means you are unfit to be dated.

Video games or guitar? Run for the hills boys, she might actually want to spend time doing something YOU LIKE

Redheads? That one I don’t even -what?

More than 5 lovers - The average person dates about 2 people per year since the age of sixteen. So if she’s over 17 and a half, you cannot possibly date her! Sorry if you like being legal and all.

Single moms - her moms marital status is definitely a reflection on her ability to hold a relationship.

Cutters? Because somebody with an addiction isn’t worth your time.

Eating disorders? Telling her you can’t date her because of it will certainly help fix it.

Asian Culture? What? Why? Why on Earth?

Victims and cry-baby’s. ‘Cause if somebody has had a bad past, you’d better not even think about getting into her life and trying to make her future better. 

Shiv you are perfect

What the hell? Who made this bullshit? 

geez. 

Ummmmmmmmmmwhat?

safe to say i am (or have been) all of the above. i actually think that makes me one of the most awesome people in da land. and better for sexing.

Reblogging for commentary.

Also I will carry on doing all the traditionally male things. Next up is bear-wrestling and thinking for myself.

Thank you for the commentary.


10 months ago · 107 notes · originally from noonewillhearme
#fuck you OP

  1. thepersonalispolitic reblogged this from hypnotitus
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  4. beowolfe reblogged this from didsheputhertongueinside and added:
    I’m a 1,was a 2,am a 3,was a 4,am an 8,eh sorta a 9. Oh but I have a boyfriend who like the fact that I’m all that.this...
  5. sirbolliverturnbuckle reblogged this from noonewillhearme and added:
    …. that’s pretty much all of them.
  6. for-lack-of-a-better-word reblogged this from hypnotitus
  7. thisisarock reblogged this from windatyourfeels and added:
    lol 4 things on here. And I was just thinking about dying my hair red again. Well gee. The commentary is hilarious. xD
  8. windatyourfeels reblogged this from hypnotitus and added:
    ^ Oops gotta add more ties to my collection, eheheheheheheh.
  9. slowlysaidthesloth reblogged this from hypnotitus and added:
    Thank you for the commentary.
  10. kateskywalker reblogged this from bridgesoverrottendam and added:
    Lol redheads, explains it for me.
  11. hypnotitus reblogged this from holly-and-max and added:
    Reblogging for commentary. Also I will carry on doing all the traditionally male things. Next up is bear-wrestling and...
  12. getbacktohogwarts reblogged this from imnotmental-imlovely and added:
    I fit at lease four of these… awesome! ¬¬.
  13. imnotmental-imlovely reblogged this from eyesoftheocean and added:
    Wow.. I am quite a few of these.
  14. missvegangoddess reblogged this from bridgesoverrottendam
  15. brookewhatnow reblogged this from rhysblargh and added:
    Ohhh. So this is why I can’t get a boyfriend. Now it all makes sense. >_>
  16. screamthisbitch reblogged this from xfriction and added:
    Hahaha this explains everything!
  17. eloquentlydeceptive reblogged this from domey
  18. theperksofbeingahobbit reblogged this from bridgesoverrottendam and added:
    ‘Women that need rescuing will eventually look to another man to rescue her from you’
  19. fridakahl0 reblogged this from holly-and-max and added:
    askmeiwontsayno:spanishbitch:domey:mothballmilkshake: HAHAHAHAHAH. utter crap. who even
  20. holly-and-max reblogged this from askmeiwontsayno and added:
    safe to say i am (or have been) all of the above. i actually think that makes me one of the most awesome people in da...
  21. theinsanitythatisme reblogged this from hideous-attraction
  22. amillionhailmaryswontsaveyounow reblogged this from eyesoftheocean and added:
    It’s the person not the situation.
  23. condemnandcrucify reblogged this from eyesoftheocean
  24. ganja-and-insomnia reblogged this from imsorrybaby and added:
    It seems I will never find a relationship.
  25. askmeiwontsayno reblogged this from now-we-speak and added:
    Ummmmmmmmmmwhat?
  26. zzzgifs reblogged this from obsessi0n
  27. now-we-speak reblogged this from domey and added:
    What the hell? Who made this bullshit? geez.
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  35. mothballmilkshake reblogged this from imsorrybaby and added:
    Uhhh what? Bisexuals, can ANYONE tell me why? “Oh because she’ll never be happy with only one gender”, fucking bullshit....
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